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251+ Horribly Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names and Logos (Updated!)

Alshon Joffrey - Fantasy Football Team Names

It’s that time, once again, where we get to share our most awesome Fantasy Football team names that you will hate so much, you’ll want to use them!

Every summer, at some point before your Fantasy Football draft, you have to come up with a Fantasy team name. And every summer, it becomes a troublesome endeavor.

Many people choose to wait until after their Fantasy drafts, so they can see which players they ended up drafting, which can certainly change how you construct your own team!

Fantasy owners gather together for the ritual or parsing out players to each other for their fake teams, so they could play out fake games with fake standings. But one thing is absolutely real, and that’s having awesome Fantasy Football team names for your league’s amusement.

Is there anything more sacred than naming your Fantasy Football team? I submit to you – there is not!

The “So-Called” Fantasy staff got together to come up with this exhaustive list of awesome Fantasy Football team names and logos. (We did 151 Horribly Awesome Fantasy Baseball Team Names earlier this spring!)

Some of these team names were contributed by Dan Curran, who used to write for me at, and many of the logos were created by Luke Wetta and crew at (now defunct). And I wrote a piece on my site that talks about Fantasy league names in general. Some of these images were culled from many different spots.

While you’re in the “Fantasy Football Team Names” mode, order a customized draft board for your league, and get your Fantasy Football league printed right on it! You can also order the stickers with your league’s Fantasy team names, too. Also check out How to Hold the Perfect Fantasy Football Draft Party.

In late-August, we added another 45 Fantasy team names, mostly using up-to-date pop-cultural references and players!

Horribly Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names and Logos

Drop a comment below to let us know some Fantasy Football team names we might’ve missed! We actually hvae over 200 listed now — with some of the newest names have been added to the bottom of this list!

Jamaal Charles in Charge - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Jamaal Charles in Charge
  • Lacy in Your Facey
  • Lynch Mob
  • My Favorite Marshawn
  • Beastie Boys Mode

Beast Mode - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Le’Veon, and He Shall Be a Good Man
  • Le’Veon on a Prayer
  • Hell’s Le’veon Bells
  • Gronkey Punch
  • The Big Gronkowski

The Big Gronkowski - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Eat, Drink and Demaryius
  • Demore Demaryius
  • Demaryius, Father of Dragons
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Tom Brady’s Soft Balls
  • Chronic Masterdeflator

Young Tom Brady - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Bend It Like Beckham
  • Odell’s Kitchen
  • Odell’s Bells
  • Frosted Flaccos

Frosted Flaccos - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Joiquing Off
  • Let’s Hear It For McCoy!
  • The Real McCoy
  • McCoy George
  • Dez-ed and Confused
  • Dez Nuts

Dez Nuts - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Jeremy Hill Spoke in Class Today
  • Ron Jeremy’s Hills
  • Over the Jeremy Hill
  • Take ‘em to the Woodhead
  • Dez Dispenser

Dez Dispenser - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Jordy Nelson Mandelas
  • North Dallas Jordy
  • Jordy is the New Jirty
  • Forte-Yard Dash
  • The Forte-Year-Old Virgin

Forte Year Old Virgin - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • A.J.’s Better Than a BJ
  • A.J. + A.P. = GOAT! OMG! LOL!
  • C.J.’s Better Than a BJ
  • C.J. Andersons of the Harpy
  • Winning is My Forte
  • Edward Forte-Hands

Edward Forte Hands - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Maclin on Your Girl
  • Horton Hears a Julio
  • The Devil in Julio Jones
  • Domo Arigato, Marcus Mariota
  • Insane Clowney Posse

Insane Clowney Posse - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Yo Adrian, I Did It!
  • Rage Against Vereen
  • Megatron’s Decepticons
  • Calvin and Cobb
  • Calvin and the Chipmunks

Calvin and the Chipmunks - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • What the Luck!?!
  • Two-Buck Luck
  • Getting Lucky In Kentucky
  • I Now Pronounce You Luck and Larry
  • Up All Night to Get Lucky!

Up All Night To Get Lucky - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • May the Forsett Be With You
  • Game, Forsett, Match
  • Singing Tele-Ingram
  • Vick & Decker
  • Vick in a Box

Vick in a Box - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Alfred Morris the Cat
  • Tickle Me Al-Mo
  • My Ball Zach Ertz
  • Breezes King of the Drews
  • Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood

Mr Rodgers - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • All Dogs Go to Mike Evans
  • Stairway to Evans
  • T.Y.? Because We Like You. H-I-L-T-O-N
  • Hippety-Hopkins
  • Magic Mike XXL Evans

Magic Mike XXL - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Multiple Goregasms
  • Hard Gore Porn
  • Kelvin and Cobbs
  • It’s All About Kelvin Benjamin
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Touchdowns
  • The Big Tebowski

The BigTebowski - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Cameron, Artis and Payne: The New Law Firm
  • Rain Graham
  • Candy Graham For Mongo!
  • InstaJimmyGraham
  • Jimmy Graham-ma’s Boy

Jimmy Graham-ma's Boy - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Principal Yeldon and Bayside High
  • T.J. Hooker Yeldon
  • Russell Wilson’s Volleyball Wilson
  • Everyday I’m Russellin’
  • Hustle and Russell
  • Russell’s Love Muscles
  • Gronkytonk Man

Keep Calm Gronk On - Fantasy Football Team Names


  • Medulla Amendola
  • Ladies and Edelman
  • Lamar Miller Time! – Plays Great! Less Fumbles!
  • Spicy Cooks in New Orleans
  • Duck Rodgers in the 24-1/2th Century

Duck Rodgers - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Emmanuel Sanders in Bangkok
  • Enter Sanders Man
  • He Loves the Cooks!
  • Cajun Cooks
  • Alshon Joffrey

Alshon Joffrey - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • J-Stewie Griffin
  • You Sankeyd my Battleship
  • Commissioner Melvin Gordon
  • MG3 > RG3
  • RG-3PO
  • OctLatavius Murray

Octavius Murray - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Eat, Drink and D. Murray!
  • DeMarco DePolo
  • The Goodell, Bad, and Ugly
  • Manziel in Distress
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Peyton Old Manning
  • Kelce’s Heroes
  • Kelce’s Grammar
  • Gurley Man
  • Runs Like a Gurley
  • Hurley Gurley

Hurley Gurley - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Uncle Sammy Wants You
  • Samwell Tarley Watkins
  • Spiller Madison
  • The Amityville Agholor
  • Wilfork For Money
  • Jay Marriage
  • Stafford Loans
  • Stafford Infection
  • 90210′s Torrey Spelling
  • ‘Cause This is Spiller — Spiller Night!
  • Look Kids, Big Ben, Parliament
  • Favre-Dollar Foot Long
  • Favre Finger Death Punch
  •  Make It Dwayne On Them Bowes
  • Somewhere Over The Dwayne Bowe

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Romocop
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  • The Playbook of Eli
  • Me & Julio Down by the End Zone
  • Mo’ Manning, Mo’ Problems

Mo Mannings Mo Problems - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Lord, Have Percy
  • Percy Whipped
  • Golden Taint
  • Golden Tate Bridge
  • Golden Tate Showers

DMC Gump - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Arian the Hendersons
  • Arian Nation
  • Troubled Bridgewaters
  • Jameis Winston, of House Lannister
  • Jameis’ Crab Shack

Jameis Winston Crablegs - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Matty Ice, Ice, Baby
  • Lewinsky Loves Clinton Dix
  • Drew Brees, Makes Me Feel Fine
  • Wham! Bam! Thank You, Cam!
  • Martin Scores-Easy

Dougmartinscoreseasy - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Turn Down for Watt
  • That’s Amari!
  • Hangin’ With Amari Cooper
  • Kaepernick-Knack Paddywack Give a Dog a Boldin
  • The Boldin The Beautiful
  • Belichick Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Belichick - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Geno 911
  • Dr. Jekyll and Carlos Hyde
  • Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hyde
  • LeGarrette’s Blunt
  • Kevin White Walkers
  • Honkytonk Gronk

The Big Gronkowski - Fantasy Football Team Names

  • The Barnidge Family
  • Bend It Like Green-Beckham
  • The Gurley Gates
  • Hangin’ With Amari Cooper
  • That’s Amari
  • Neon Dion
  • Blue Ajayis
  • Jay Ajayi Pride
  • Duke Johnson of Hazzard
  • Duke of Gurley
  • T.J. Well Done
  • Ameer Abdullah Oblongata
  • Allen & Allen
  • Hurns So Good
  • And Hurns to You, Allen Robinson

Johnny-Manzier Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Johnny Manzier
  • Zeke Squad
  • The Zeke-a Virus
  • Amari 2600
  • Jamaal About That Base
  • Turn Down For Watt
  • Make America Gronk Again!
  • Great Rawls of Fire!
  • Rawls of Fury
  • Rawls of Fame
  • Rock ‘n’ Rawls
  • From A to Zeke
  • EZ-E and Run DMC
  • Goff and Running
  • Goff Rawls
  • From Wentz You Came
  • Wentz Upon a Time
  • Wentz, Twice – Three Times a Lady


  • Fusilli Jerry Jones
  • It Hurns When I Pee
  • Hot Lockett
  • Ladies and Edelman
  • Devante’s Inferno
  • Schweddy Rawls
  • The Walking Dez
  • Romo and Michele’s High School Reunion
  • Jon Voight’s Derek Carr
  • Game of Jones
  • Dak in a Box
  • Hello, Newton!
  • The Van Buren Brees
  • Julio Let the Dogs Out
  • Take ‘em to the Woodhead
  • Rebel Yeldons
  • TIttsburgh Feelers
  • Manning Hands
  • The Dingo Ate Your Brady
  • PokeMoncrief
  • InstaJimmyGraham
  • All I Do is Winston, Winston, Winston!
  • Le’Veon a Prayer
  • Hartline Bling
  • Yada Yada Yeldon
  • Le’Veon Let Die
  • Frank Gorestanza


  • The Force (Kamar) Aikens
  • Dude, Where’s Derek Carr?
  • Carr-ma’s a Bitch
  • Devonta Make Out?
  • The Devonta Wears Prada
  • The Seven-Year Barnidge
  • EzE Duz It
  • Wentz of War
  • Some Players Have Coin, But I Have Laquon
  • The Doctson is In
  • Regarding Derrick Henry
  • Praise the Jordy
  • Upper Deckers
  • Discount Belichick
  • Le’Veondelay Industries
  • Hyde and Go Luck Yourself
  • These Pretzels Are Maclin Me Thirsty
  • Demaryius Targaryen
  • Here’s My Number, Call Me Brady
  • Dirty Landry
  • Almost Jameis
  • A Gurley Has No Name

Don’t forget to order your league’s customized Fantasy Football draft board, with your league’s name printed on it, and your team names on stickers!

Do you have a great Fantasy Football team name already? Wouldn’t you like to see it on your league’s custom Fantasy Football draft board? Get your league name printed right on it!

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Come back over the next few weeks as we’ll be adding to this list of horribly awesome Fantasy Football team names and logos frequently. 

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